BORN IN THE U.S.A.

OK, let me see if I have this right…

IF YOU CROSS the Afghan boarder illegally, you get shot.
IF YOU CROSS the Saudi Arabian boarder illegally, you get jailed
IF YOU CROSS the Chinese boarder illegally, you may never be heard from again.
IF YOU CROSS the Venezuelan boarder illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate is sealed.
IF YOU CROSS the Cuban boarder illegally, you will be thrown in a political prison to rot.
IF YOU CROSS the U.S. boarder illegally, you get
A job
A driver license
A social security card
Welfare
Food Stamps
Credit cards
Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
A lobbyist in the Washington, (District of Criminals)
Billions of dollars worth of documents printed up in your language
The right to wave your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough or any respect.
And in most cases you can even vote, (even though that is a sham too)

Just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation.